The Hacker EP

by Jackie Choodles

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Dillon so much, I gave him all my allowance for hacker gear.
>I pray to Dillon every night before bed, thanking him for the hacks I've been given
>"Dillon is love" I say; "Dillon is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a script kiddie
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Anonymous
>I called him a noob
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Dillon
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my landscape."
>He grabs me with his powerful hacker hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread his videos for Dillon
>He penetrates my website
>It hurts so much but I do it for Dillon
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Dillon
>He roars in a mighty hacker roar as he punishes 4chan
>My dad walks in
>Big Daddy Dillon looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now."
>Dillon leaves through my window
>Dillon is love. Dillon is life


released July 19, 2014



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